Thank god the mass media is on the case, eager to clear up any lingering questions I may have. From the "Why The F*** Is This News" files we have a report that Jennifer Wilbanks has dropped her lawsuit against her former fiance for running off with the money from their book deal. You may remember Miss Wilbanks as the "Runaway Bride" that went "missing" before her wedding, only to call from New Mexico to say "Just Kidding". I think my problem with this story is that someone offered them a half a million dollars to tell their "story" in a book. Note to the owners of ReganMedia: You have idiots working for you that give away large sums of money for what will be a one page book. I think it was going to read something like this: I'm rich, I'm spoiled, and now I'm really embarrased. If Julia Roberts hadn't done that crappy movie and given the media a ready-made tagline would this have really been a story? Probably, because after all it was a missing white girl, even if only for a few mintues.
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