Sweet Chocolate Christ!

No, literally. I’m starting a deathwatch here at A&A to monitor how many people are killed from the resulting riots over the confection Christ. I mean, if people are demanding blood for an artists rendering of one profit surely there should be mass sectarian violence over a life-sized statue in coca of another. I think the thing most Christians are gonna have a problem with is that the artist gave Christ a penis. I mean, it is chocolate, which means somebody’s eventually going to get around to gnawing on it a bit. I’m not really sure this whole thing is any worse than offering chocolate bunnies to commemorate the Resurrection.

Ares