Tuesday, July 17, 2007

The Ladies Of Fark

If you’re not Farking every day then you're just not making proper use of the Internet. Today’s Fark-based gem comes from World Net Daily. The good folks at WND decided to put together a summary of the teachers (female) accused of having sex with students. When viewing the list several thoughts come to mind. First, if this list were pictures of this many men accused of having sex with under aged female students Congress would be holding candlelight vigils and outdoing each other new legislation. (It would probably end with a law that allowed the cutting off of pee-pees upon conviction.) Second, what does it say about the pool of available adult males that this many women decided to skip the barrel and start shopping from the tree? Its no excuse but it makes me wonder. Third, it looks like this happens pretty much everywhere, but Colorado and Utah seem to have a pretty heavy representation for their respective size. Fourth, they’re all white women. Ban the white ladies and this would stop, so it appears. Fifth, in the looks department the ladies range from “Huba Huba” to OH MY GOD MY EYES! If you’re a teenage boy are there really that many cool points attached to getting it on with somebody old enough to be your mother wearing a face that could split concrete? Finally, one in particular caught my eye. Pamela Rogers Turner is a former model and Ms Nitro of the Nitro Girls fame. At 27 she had an ongoing relationship with a 13 year old by. After being convicted she continued sending naked pictures of herself to the kid. What the hell kind of mojo is this kid fishing with? It is all downhill for that kid. Why isn’t he doing those Axe commercials? That would be some truth in advertising.


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