Didn't They Watch Braveheart?

In what might be the funniest development on the counter-terror front in years, the Scottish government unveiled its new secret weapon. Don’t think WMD’s or precision strike munitions. Think pint-swilling cab drivers. Seems ole Johnny Jihad that crashed his SUV into the airport in Glasgow got soundly and roundly kicked in the balls by a passing cab driver. This was a stark departure for Mr. Jihad, who was expecting rather different treatment in that personal region when he was acquainted with his requisite 72 virgins. The irony could not be any more delicious. In this corner we have Mr. Jihad: Trained in explosives and terror tactics at the finishing schools in Afghanistan and Pakistan. In this corner we have Alex McIlveen: Beer sipping average Joe trained in the deadly art of kicking in the mommy-and-daddy button. I’m sure glad the Scottish are on our side.

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