Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Algore's Dim Bulb

Thanks Al for inventing the Internet. Now millions of common folk have a venue to make fun of you. Talk about your unintended consequences. I'm really digging that Inconvenient Truth. Not the movie but the part about his house using more power in a month than most use in a year. I'd say right about now his carbon footprint is in his mouth. The Department of Irony called the Gore campaign to see about a celebrity endorsement. Or was that the Department of Hypocrisy? Schadenfreudelicous.

Ares

Monday, February 26, 2007

Gloating

Just wanted to give a shout out to all our peeps that are freezing their junk off up north. It was 69 degrees here yesterday and sunny with a nice breeze. There was much outside cavorting done by all.

Ares

Friday, February 23, 2007

Big Brained

I’m currently plowing my way through Global Brain by Howard Bloom. It’s a good, if chunky, read about the history of collective consciousness and group thinking. Sort of reinforces Scott Adams’ proposition that we’re all just “moist robots”. One passage in particular caught my attention. Bloom is outlining how visual perception takes place.

“…Cells in the retina scrap 75 percent of the light which pours in through the lens of the eye. They diddle mercilessly with what’s left, transmogrifying the photons of which light is made into pulses of electrons and bursts of unpronounceable chemicals like lumirhodopsin. They fiddle with the contrast, tamper with the sense of space, and report not the location of what we’re watching, but where the retinal cells calculate it soon will be…… Adding insult to injury, the eye crushes the information it’s already fuddled, compacting the landslide of data from 125 million neurons down to a code able to squeeze through a cable – the optic nerve – a mere 1 million neurons in size. On the way to the brain, the constricted stream stops briefly in the thalamus, where it is mixed, matched, and modified with flows of input from ears, muscles, fingertips, and even sensors indicating the tilt and trajectory of the head, hands, legs, and torso. The rearranged gumbo is sent off to the visual cortex, where it is divvied up again….. Finally, a council of representatives from the superior colliculus, the thalamus, the locus coeruleus, the hypothalamus, and the occipital cortex poll their squabble of conclusions and cast a vote on what the twinges of light impinging on the retina might be. Not until they’ve agreed on an image do they send it to the left cerebral hemisphere, presenting it to the conscious mind as a paranormal accompli. What we see is no the product of direct perception, but a reconstruction bordering on collage artistry.”

Or as the haggard old detective once told me: “Eye witnesses suck”. Even more succinctly told to me by a crusty, tattooed Master Chief when I was 16: “Believe none of what you hear and only half of what you see”. An excellent read thus far. Along the same lines as Bill Bryson’s *A Short History of Nearly Everything. Wish there had been science books like this when I was growing up.

Ares

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Blood Sport

Went for my daily dose of Tom Barnett today. As usual he’s dead on, this time about the ill wind that’s blowing through the body politic these days. The blood sport, it’s-about-power-not-governance, all or nothing mindset that has been creeping in from the flanks of the respective parties for a few years is reaching a higher pitch. We don’t merely disagree with the other side anymore. Now they have to be demagogued into being evil and a threat to your very existence. It’s the politics of intolerance brought to an exquisite point.


This is a strange, dark new world we’re entering. And we’re entering it faster than anyone is comfortable with. (Friedman talks about this some in The World is Flat. The book is well worth the time, can’t recommend it enough.) When a Democratic candidate for president declares publicly that Israel is the greatest threat to world peace we all need to consult our collective compass. When the leading Republican candidate will most likely be kicked off the dais by his own party for because he doesn’t oppose same-sex marriage we have to ask exactly whom that party is representing. Of course, the mere fact that we’re doing this two years before Inauguration Day should offer clues about the health of the machine Aaron Sorkin once wrote that politicians win elections by doing two things: making you afraid and telling you whose to blame for it. That seems to be all we’re doing anymore.


One last thing while we’re in this neighborhood. I finally realized what bothers me about Hillary’s run. I think only having two names on the mailbox at 1600 Pennsylvania for the past 20 years in enough. It’s come down to the electoral equivalent of Coke versus Pepsi.


Ares

Sunday, February 18, 2007

It's Not News...It's the New York Times

In what is quite possibly my favorite media screw up in a long time, the New York Times offered up this little nugget on it's web edition last Friday. The headline promises a story about the House debate about troops in Iraq. The picture is from a concert of the metal band Slayer. Or it could be from the Democratic National Comittee Headquarters, who knows. I know that Nancy is a big Slayer fan. Ted Kennedy, always on the prowl for new ladies to take swimming, is known to frequent speed metal shows. I think I see Dennis Kucinich on the left side of the picture. Would somebody please throw John Edwards into the pit. You know, if debates in the House actually looked like this C-Span viewership would go through the roof.

Ares

Friday, February 16, 2007

And the Winner is......

Congratulations to Time Magazine, winner of this week’s Ares and Athena laziest publication award. For the benefit of everyone living under rocks and bridges for the past few years they’d like to inform us that there are only 648 shopping days until the next presidential election. Whew! I was worried it was tomorrow or something. Forgotten in the “___ Days Until” theme was the 457 days until the next total solar eclipse, 354 days until the start of the 2008 Major League Baseball season, and 147 days until Charles Manson is up for parole again. Sadly, this issue does not appear to contain any Anna Nicole Smith references. Guess I’ll have to stick to CNN for all the Breaking News nuggets in that case.


Time Magazine, the Official News Flavored Product of journalism.

Ares

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Blended Brain

Sorry about the lapse in posting. Just finished four days of 12 hour shifts. Feeling a bit wound up and waylaid at the same time. Wanted to give a shout out to my dad, who is probably up to his receeding hairline in snow and reading this in between trips to the firewood pile. Stay warm.

In other news, Anna Nicole Smith is still dead. The media can STFU any time now.

Ares

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Officially Sanctioned Woman Beating

Found this on the web. Simple enough and straightforward. It's easy to go around your elbow to get to your ass when trying to make a point. It would be intellectually lazy to point to this and extrapolate that it applies to all Muslims. That said, if this doesn't bother you on some level your humanity is suspect. What is so difficult about viewing women as human beings?

Hat tip: StrategyPage.

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

The Astronaut and the Space Cadet

You heard it here first. I’ve got an idea for a new reality TV show. Jennifer Wilbanks, the “Runaway Bride”, and the astronaut woman should go on a road trip together. The commitment phobic and the co-dependent. The stalker and the runner. Like Thelma and Louise on Haldol. Just to keep things flowing Jennifer could wear the diaper sometimes and the astronaut could call 911 in different states and try to convince the police she’s been abducted by Mexicans. It would be like Reno 911 meets Fatal Attraction, but funnier.

Ares

Out in the Wild Blue Yonder


NASA Mission Patch $5.99

U.S. Naval Academy Ring $1500.00

Set of U.S. Navy Captain shoulderboards $24.99

Gasoline for the drive from Houston to Orlando…. $129.00

BB gun and Pepper Spray $59.99

Package of NASA spec adult diapers $199.99

Trench Coat, rubber tubing, latex gloves, and wig $159.99

Getting busted by the police wearing a diaper while stalking you’re ex-boyfriend’s girlfriend……………….priceless.

Sunday, February 04, 2007

The Last Great Heresy

The global warming drumbeat feels like it’s gotten louder over the past year or so. What’s interesting about this to me isn’t the rise in the voice but the ‘authenticity’ it’s bringing this time around. Disagreement with the global warming hypothesis is one of the last great secular heresies you can engage in. Announce in a meeting at work that you’re an avowed atheist and people won’t even look up. Announce at a party that you think this global warming thing is a bunch of crap and you’ll get fingers poked into your chest. A little bit of science coupled with a little bit of fear and you’ve got a believer. The nice thing for the zealots is that there’s no shortage of apocalyptic predictions.

This is a secular religion that’s undergone some repackaging and rebranding to make it palatable for those that can’t digest belief in a supreme deity. God is an abstraction but you can hold a handful of earth. Whereas god kills indiscriminately when the earth does it now it has to be a result of something we’ve done. Scientists politely refer to those that don’t accept the hypothesis as ‘irresponsible’, read “sinner”. For me, the fun part of all this is watching people twist the apocalypse concept into the scariest scenario they can construct. After a while it becomes more about the elaborate play they’re composing in their head than the facts at hand. Being really scared tends to grant importance to life when you fail at constructing it on your own.

Ares

Thursday, February 01, 2007

Killing Children

Mrs. Ares and I watched a little thing tonight called Execution in Iran. Hard to get your mind around. Back in 2004 the Iranian government tried and executed a 16 year old girl for crimes against chastity. Not murder or drug smuggling, but chastity. Story goes something like this. Little Atafeh Sahaaleh was orphaned in place. When she was young her mother died in a car accident. Stricken by grief, her father fell into a well of drug addiction. Atafeh was forced to care for her elderly, infirm grandparents and generally fend for herself. This included being out and about in a society where women are supposed to have a male relation in attendance. One result of this was being arrested by the morality police for being alone in a car with a boy. This ended with a sentence of 40 lashes. When she was 13 she was molested and raped by a 51 year old cab driver. It went on for 3 years. The morality police eventually produced a ‘petition’ that said the girl was a danger to the moral standing of the community and arrested her. After a brief trial where the judge acts as prosecutor she was sentenced to death. (By they way, according to Islamic law the age of consent for females is 9. Yea, 9.) On an August morning they marched her into public and hanged her by raising a crane into the air.


I know better than most people the ways and methods of evil in the world. This is a whole new level. So much about this is wrong that it almost defies cataloging. This is evil on a level that would have made Hitler blush. Find me the mullahs and muftis that decry this practice. They may be out there, but I’ve yet to come across them. Instead we have to settle for Refuseniks in the West like Irshad Manji and Wafa Sultan that live under a death sentence for daring to suggest Islam might not always be right. Another thought that popped up was where is Amnesty International’s media engine of righteous indignation? I suppose it’s easier to take cheap shots at Koran mishandling at Guantanamo. I’m not espousing some neo-con world domination fantasy and I’m not fronting for the Bush Iran Plan, but I can’t get away from the feeling that there needs to be some different kinds of killing going on there. I don’t think confrontations get much more justified than this. Forget my earlier post about CAIR and beating the women. They’re killing the children for being raped. I’m issuing a challenge to all of the Koran-thumping, five-times-a-day-headbangers to articulate to me the value of a religion that espouses killing the children. If you think its wrong we’re well past the time for saying it. Its time you started shouting it.