Congratulations to Time Magazine, winner of this week’s Ares and Athena laziest publication award. For the benefit of everyone living under rocks and bridges for the past few years they’d like to inform us that there are only 648 shopping days until the next presidential election. Whew! I was worried it was tomorrow or something. Forgotten in the “___ Days Until” theme was the 457 days until the next total solar eclipse, 354 days until the start of the 2008 Major League Baseball season, and 147 days until Charles Manson is up for parole again. Sadly, this issue does not appear to contain any Anna Nicole Smith references. Guess I’ll have to stick to CNN for all the Breaking News nuggets in that case.
Time Magazine, the Official News Flavored Product of journalism.
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