Sad news to report here at
A & A.
Seems Dennis “Tin Foil Burka” Kucinich has dropped out of the presidential race.
Common reaction from attentive citizens of the body politic was along the lines of “He was running for President?”
Howls of anguish emanating from the People’s Republic of
Decatur were heard throughout the southeastern
United States.
There was brief talk of a candle-light vigil being held on the square in
Decatur, but concerns over carbon footprint and having enough parking spaces for all those Priuses nixed the event.
Grief counselors will be on hand at most area restaurants and businesses throughout the weekend.
City of
Decatur government offices will be closed for a week and flags will be flown at half staff.
A group therapy session will be held at
Decatur United Methodist Church Saturday at 6 pm.
Organic gluten-free Tofurkey will be served.
Damn. Now Dennis will have to get a real job, just like the rest of us. Don’t worry pal, as soon as we form that Department of Peace you’ll be back in clover.
Ares
Sad news to report here at A & A. Seems Dennis “Tin Foil Burka” Kucinich has dropped out of the presidential race. Common reaction from attentive citizens of the body politic was along the lines of “He was running for President?” Howls of anguish emanating from the People’s Republic of 
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