Couldn’t resist hitting this one. Leona “Only the little people pay taxes” Helmsley finally did us all a favor and stopped being an oxygen thief a few weeks ago. (Am I the only one that thinks she looks like The Joker from Batman? That face is gonna give me nightmares.) Alas, her idiocy shall live in short perpetuity. She left her dog 12 million bucks. That’s some expensive kibble. Leona probably wanted to extend some professional courtesy to a fellow bitch for not biting her. The real shame is that her chauffer only got a hundred grand. Who cares that only two of the four grandkids got 5 million? All they did to be on the payroll was get involuntarily enrolled in the gene pool. The chauffer, however, probably swallowed Olympic-sized buckets of shit from that woman down through the years. He’s gonna have to spend all that money on therapy and anger management. If I was him, I’d be volunteering to take that dog for a walk.
Ares
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Ares: I always said too much TV was bad for you! And you know my partner's opinion of it...
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